bastard bit me so I threw off my fluffy robe, pulled the t-shirt over my head and reached up my own back as far as I could. While I’m doing this flailing-arms-and-titty dance, a guy in a ballcap …
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“Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. “Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â – Dave Barry
 “I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I [...]